Troll Twinning in Hardangervidda

There’s drama in the Norwegian country. It is so replete with it that it seems to be made up of bangs sans the whimpers.

You might arrive at the conclusion that drama peaks at the heart of Eidfjord with the Kjeåsen Mountain Farm but wait awhile unless the lead photo has introduced you to the idea already.  

Let me point out to you that we are in the traditional district of Hardanger. It happened to be a petty kingdom before it was, along with the other minor kingdoms in the country, united under the banners of Harald Fairhair, the first Norwegian king. The reason behind the unification is attributed to that reckless emotion of love. Our Harald wanted to marry the daughter of the king of Hordaland (one of the most important counties in western Norway), Gyda. The fair lady would have none of him till he ruled over all of Norway. Ambitious one, that.

Harald took a decade to achieve this aim but till then he did not cut or comb his hair. He acquired the unfavourable title of ‘Shockhead’/‘Tanglehair’ which he dropped in favour of ‘Fairhair’. After all we cannot see a strong woman like Gyda going for a king with malodorous locks, isn’t it?

Time to snap back from the world of strong queens and besotted kings to the present-day district of Hardanger which is home to two of the country’s important national tourist toutes – the Hardanger Route and the Hardangervidda Route.

The Hardanger route was framed by fruit orchards. Aplenty. The mist persisted in hugging the mountain tops as we took off from the village of Eidfjord. Driving down the Rv7 ( short for Norwegian National Road Riksvei 7) we found ourselves in the valley of Måbødalen. The mountains towered above the hairpin bends in the roads, brooding away in the doom and gloom of the day.

Two paths diverged at a stop which was for an ancient farm at Måbø. Ignoring the path leading down to the building which we had spotted from the road, we made a beeline for the woods instead and arrived upon Måbøvatnet, the lake that adjoins the area. Giant boulders stood in attendance upon the lake, with an accompanying army of smaller rocks, and it was slippery and mossy as the water gurgled by us into the bend around the corner.

The icy waters and slimy outgrowths on the boulders made me yearn for the cosiness of a coffee shop. I am strange, I know. I crave the lap of nature but then I often end up feeling intimidated. On a damp, dark day in the woods, it seems to me that the visible roots of gnarled old trees wait to entwine their solid strength around me. Wiping away all traces of my existence. But let it be sunny. Then the dappled sunlight, the soft harmony of light and shadow as it streams in through the canopy, uplifts the heart.

We got going after and the road kept climbing higher and higher till we reached a point when a wall of mist showed up, dense and impenetrable. We were at Vøringsfossen, one of Norway’s iconic waterfalls. A bouquet of waterfalls of varying degrees of girth, converged into a chasm with thunderous notes. A bus load of Oriental tourists chattered around us excitedly as they hurried to hold their selfie sticks into the air, the Vøringsfossen forming a suitably dramatic backdrop for their self-portraits.

It was our gateway to the flat country that marks Europe’s largest mountain plateau, Hardangervidda. The landscape started changing obviously. At one point in the afternoon, we stopped for a spot of lunch on a summit. The view was that of a broad expanse of marshy land interspersed by lakes and we munched on boiled eggs and sandwiches as the wind tore through our hair and thick jackets.

When I lay my eyes upon such vast tracts of solemn, barren beauty, a wave of loneliness descends upon me. Just like it did whenever I was in the heart of the English moors – the way I felt in Haworth in Brontë country on a grey, grey day. Dark thoughts come swooping in. It is no wonder you feel the presence of the moors seep into the pages of Wuthering Heights

The spell was broken by a group of Norwegian boys and girls who happened upon this parallel world of ours. It did lead us however to my favourite memory of the day, Adi meeting his troll twin. Why no, I am not calling my husband a troll!

Outside a cluster of yellow and red buildings, which happen to be a mountain lodge on Rv 7, stands the Dryanut troll in a red jumpsuit. His sleeves are dark green, the face marked by large eyes and pendulous nose, his hair is white and he wears a toothless old man’s smile. He does look harmless and silly as he peers into the horizon scanning for I know not what. Maybe his troll wife who has been gone long to bring him soup after stirring it well with her bulbous nose? Now if you are offered soup by a troll woman, think twice. She is known to use her nose as a ladle.

Punctuated by the occasional presence of small black or yellow cottages – possibly outposts for fishing and camping – the desolation and primordial air of Hardangervidda clung to us for a couple of hours till we found ourselves quite ready for civilisation.

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Måbøvatnet

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Making our way through sleepy hamlets nestled at the foot of the mountains

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Reaching Vøringsfossen

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Trolls of Vøringsfossen
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The merry double-headed troll
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Vøringsfossen free falls into the chasm below 
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The view from our lunch spot in Hardangervidda
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Making his way to meet the Dryanut Troll
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I shall have to carry my head in my arms for safekeeping when Adi comes across this…but all for the cause.
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Hardangervidda 
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Mingling feelings of exile and desolation hang in the air

 

Responses

  1. Linda avatar

    Oh my goodness. This post was wonderful. This place is absolutely wonderful! I have put this on my bucket list of places to visit. Although, said bucket list is down to my feet now – it’s that freaking long! I love your photos and your detailed information! xo

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Linda 🙂 It is quite so remote and lovely. You would have a great time arranging your shoots there.

      Hahaha wrt the bucket list, it depends upon how tall you are?! I am just about a 5′ 4” so don’t go making me jealous 😉 xx

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  2. frankhubeny avatar

    Very nice, both narrative and photographs.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Frank 🙂 Much appreciated.

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  3. Rejoice A avatar

    Wow! This place looks amazing! I would like to visit it one day.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Hello there Rejoice, what a lovely name that is. Norway is spectacular and I really wish that you get to visit it one day.

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      1. Rejoice A avatar

        Thank you❤ Xxx

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  4. yellowfuzzyduck avatar

    Loved reading this post! And your photos are beautiful, as always 🙂

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Aw thanks, you make my day 🙂

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  5. Cherylene avatar

    I always enjoy your posts and the pictures. Thanks for sharing. 🙂

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Cherylene 🙂 You are always lovely about dropping by and leaving such sweet words xx

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      1. Cherylene avatar

        Your posts make it very easy! 🙂

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  6. Siyana avatar

    This place is breath-taking, thank you for sharing ❤

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Why thank you Siyana 🙂 My pleasure as always! xx

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  7. amindfultravellerblog avatar

    Your amazing photos and the information about the trolls remind me of the Lord Of The Rings/ Hobbit Trilogies. Thank you for sharing this beautiful place. You have great stories 🙂

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Oh yes Bilbo comes across the trolls! Thank you Lorelle, your lovely words shall make me sleep like a baby! 🙂 xx

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      1. amindfultravellerblog avatar

        ? I’m such a Bilbo fan.
        You’re a great writer. I love your posts.

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      2. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        Thank you 🙂 You are lovely to think so! Beauty is indeed found in the eyes of the beholder xx

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  8. InspiresN avatar

    Lucky are the people who live in such a heavenly place! lovely captures , the greenery, waterfalls just looking at the pictures makes you feel so good!

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Indeed lucky are they. If I lived somewhere in the flat plains such as Hangervidda, I might just lose my mind. But I could easily live in the mountains 🙂

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  9. lifeofangela avatar

    Arundhati this place is incredible!! I love the mist, it makes the setting even more mystical, and those falls!! The trolls look hilarious to me, I kept laughing at them. Which is not the appropriate response probably. Also, I’m with you on nature, I long to be in it, then once I am, I feel out of place 🙂 It’s definitely awe inspiring once you’re in the thick of it though.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      It is, Angela. I guess maybe that is what is special about nature, that ability to awe and intimidate at the same time. To show us our place in the scheme of things on earth.

      The trolls are supposed to be dangerous creatures, so take care. You can offer to have their soups as a peace offering I suppose…xx

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      1. lifeofangela avatar

        I probably should, as I imagine they wouldn’t be too happy with me if I burst into laughter the second they appear 🙂

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      2. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        Remember it could be a snotty affair. Now I foresee you saying eww and turning your face away. But I shall insist on pointing out the gravity of your decisions.

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  10. Malini avatar

    Wow. Breathtaking views, amazing pics and wonderful words. Great post 🙂

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thanks Malini 🙂 You are sweet! xx

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  11. thewonderer86 avatar

    Did Adi discover the photo yet? Hope your head is still atop your shoulders! Lovely post.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      He gets home from Detroit today. Maybe then I shall feed him his favourite dinner and serve up the post too alongside. Good to go? xx

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  12. annicaaktiv avatar

    So lovely! 🙂

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Annica 🙂

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  13. travelnerdplans avatar

    Unbelievably beautiful landscape. Seriously, consider my jaw unhinged and dropped low (and just a teensy bit of drooling) as I ogle your pictures. And when Adi does happen to stumble across his troll twinning photo commemorating husband-troll twinning all round the world, please let him know we would appreciate it if he would spare you (and your head). 😛

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Hahaha, have I missed your presence. Welcome back. I notice you have not been posting missy!

      Thank you 🙂 It can do that but that I shall say drooling is better than unhinging the jaw. Less painful and you can have your own pool at the same time. Just sayin’

      Adi shall be plied with a lovely Indian dinner when he returns home from Detroit tonight. And Bam! I will make sure that he is suitably dazzled by the chicken curry to even consider snapping my head off (also, the chicken would have died for a cause) xx

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      1. travelnerdplans avatar

        And I have missed being here! I have so much to catch up on–I think you have been making up for my lack of posts 😉 I am hoping today and tomorrow can be days dedicated to lazy reading and maybe even some writing.

        I will admit that drooling is the easier option–and sadly I would know, as I am a sleep-drooler when I reach a certain level of exhaustion–but those pictures seem to demand the unhinged jaw-drool combo.

        Excellent idea with the good meal. I swear a good plate of food will cure anything. Add a delicious curry sauce and you’ve earned extra grace for the next embarrassing picture, I’ll bet. 😛 And for the record, if the chicken knew you, I am sure it would be proud to know it took your place on the chopping block.

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      2. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        I have indeed got myself a routine now and it feels so good! I had been missing my own space and schedule. We humans are such creatures of habit – it is amusing.

        Okay I shall let you unhinge the jaws. I am just trying hard not to imagine it. Too achy for my ‘tender’ imagination.

        The thing is that Adi has to yet learn the art of deleting his embarrassing pictures. I have perfected it with mine. Curries will have to do for him till he gets there. If the chicken would have known me and vice versa, he would not have ended up on the block. He would have been clucking his way around the apartment with his own mini bucket of popcorn.

        I am looking forward to your posts and that is needless to say xx

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      3. travelnerdplans avatar

        Noooo, I am now picturing Adi coming home to a clever chicken wearing your clothes and eating your popcorn. In this scenario, are you the one soaking in curry? I hope not! 😛

        On another note, I have officially posted a new post. Phew. Now to keep up some momentum…

        And finally, I just saw Cheila’s party series post featuring you. So fun. 🙂 And now it is confirmed that your name is Arundhati. I thought so much from Instagram, but had this fear that I would be wrong and call you by the wrong name. Oh it is one of my greatest sources of social anxiety, getting people’s names wrong. But now I know–yay! But the question is whether you go by a nickname. I have assumed (most likely wrongly so, knowing me and my ratio of right : wrong assumptions) that the Dotty in “Dippy-Dotty” is drawn from your name????

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      4. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        Aha. Now Dippy-Dotty is purely on account of my personality, my dear lady. It has not been derived from my name though.

        Arundhati is pronounced as just as it is spelt with the ‘u’ enunciated as in ‘dubious’. It means a constellation and it also happened to be the name of the wife of a famous sage in Hindu mythology. Don’t even ask why my parents had this sort of a brainwave. They clearly wanted the world to suffer in trying to get my name. I just go by Zara in Starbucks. Way easier on my own overworked senses.

        At home, they call me Mom (which is pronounced as Mome, rhyming with dome). It is Bengali for the word ‘wax’. My mother however always helpfully points out to all and sundry, “This is hard wax. Does not melt.”

        Hahaha, Kristyn you can easily compete with me in goofing up and you will probably pass the crown to me.

        P.S.: You can call me anything you want. Goat, Donkey, …or Cathy like Cheila or Zara or Mom…isn’t that quite democratic?

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      5. travelnerdplans avatar

        I think your parents chose a great name for you. Who would not want to be named for the beautiful stars in the sky?? And it’s always important to keep others on their toes–make ”em work for your name ? My name is so typical, but my parents threw the y in instead of the usual e or i. The best result there was that my dad still misspelled my name until the day he died! ?

        And now you have left me with a challenge to choose a worthy nickname for you. I do love goats and donkeys…

        I will also be looking into shipping costs for crowns. We may be having to overnight it now and then when our blunders trump each other’s ?

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      6. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        He did?! That is a precious bit of information. HAHAHA. He sounds sweet 🙂

        Thank you for saying so. I have grown to like this big arse name however. I guess its habit too. Humans are conditioned to get used to something, ain’t it?

        I look forward to the crown (we can make it a tiara too) and thrilling nicknames…xx

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      7. travelnerdplans avatar

        He was definitely a sweet dad, though he earned no trophies for spelling ?

        I will begin looking for tiara designs. It will have to be big and gaudy, so be forewarned.

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      8. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        And here I was hoping for a dainty darling *wheedles and sniffs

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      9. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        The chicken and I, we can both have your individual buckets hey! I do not want to soak in curry 😥

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      10. travelnerdplans avatar

        I think you and the chicken could become great friends, bonding over popcorn and literature. And it’s noted: no curry baths for you! ?

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      11. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        A big yes to the noble thought above. Ah but imagine the stink of curry. As much as I love having it, as a perfume option, simply ghastly.

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  14. Gabe Burkhardt avatar

    Your prose was just as immersive as the stunning photos. I could almost feel the mist washing over me as I stared down into the chasm. It’s always a treat to share a few moments of your journey.
    Thanks for inviting us along.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Aw thanks Gabe. I have to stop saying that. Aw that is. I am not an aw person! Or am I? Grave dilemmas in life.

      I am smiling as I hear about the mist washing over you. It was such a wondrous dream. It makes me want to step into the photos and just stay put there.

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      1. Gabe Burkhardt avatar

        I hear you. The itch to get back out there is strong right now. Fortunately, your prose n pics provide plenty of virtual reprieve from the laptop.
        And I hear one of the benefits of being a writer is that you get to use whatever words you want, even if they’re made-up, or droll.

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      2. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        Droll. One of my favourite words. You do it very well as you must know. So go on take a bow.

        And you can get out there surely. I am itching to taste my first American hike. Bring on the grizzlies and the snakes.

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      3. Gabe Burkhardt avatar

        This isn’t self-promotion, but I’ve written a helpful guide to making the most out of your bear encounters to help whet your whistle.
        http://www.almostunsalvageable.com/7-tips-to-make-the-most-of-bear-encounters/

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      4. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        Hahaha I will take self-promotion from you. I shall read it in a while when I am back from the gym 🙂

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  15. neveradullbling avatar

    Haha, very funny about the troll twins! Still, such a beautiful place to be!

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Paula 🙂 I am waiting for Adi to see this and lose it a little!

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  16. almeidadepaulo avatar

    Wonderful post and photos!!!

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  17. rhythminlife avatar

    Ohhhhhh. That’s really beautiful ?

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Susan 🙂 xx

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  18. Throughmylens avatar

    Stunning pictures! ?

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  19. Stewie Overseas avatar

    You made me laugh and then cringe, imagining a troll stirring the soup and dishing it out with her nose. I did not know that about trolls.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Such discoveries shall happen to you when you walk the Norwegian lands, Jen. I am happy to assure you that I escaped that snotty fate xx

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  20. thetinypotager avatar

    Love your writing and photography x

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you 🙂 xx

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  21. Mary Brearley avatar

    This is the most extraordinary of places. I love how you describe it and your photos. Quite jealous! When do you go back?

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Oh Mary, I wish soon! But who knows what the future holds. Don’t be jealous. I am sitting here content for the most part but there are these heart wrenching moments of nostalgia xx

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      1. Mary Brearley avatar

        Oh I reckon you can get those moments
        wherever you are 🙂

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  22. Beyoutiful avatar

    Hey! Nominated you for The Sweet Blogger Award 🙂 Feel free to check out the post when you get a chance https://wordpress.com/read/feeds/61523065/posts/1506790149

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  23. Lee avatar

    Best lunch view ever! And the Voringsfossen picture!!??

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Merci Lee! The waterfalls were something else and have you noticed how food tastes way more delicious in the wide outdoors? 🙂 xx

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  24. carolinehelbig avatar

    You’re not kidding that there is drama in the Norwegian country. I love the moodiness created by the mist, the harsh elements, and landscapes. It reminds me a tad of Newfoundland (minus the trolls), which makes me very happy. Lovely post!

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you Caroline, I would love to be in Newfoundland one day. It is dramatic too, isn’t it? I have just seen photos, and on a completely random note, I love Newfies! xx

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  25. Forestwoodfolkart avatar

    A stunning part of the world and one that I know well. Norway is my favourite travel destination. To me no other country offers such unique landscapes. I so enjoyed looking through this post.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Hiya Amanda, thank you for the lovely comment and dropping by. We have a common love right there then 🙂 Plus I am not a big fan of heat and humidity too. Must be because I am a November baby even though most of my growing up years were in Calcutta, India. Cheers.

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      1. Forestwoodfolkart avatar

        And I grew up in Australia so our preference for cooler climes must be more to do with something internal perhaps?

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      2. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

        But of course! The external though always ends up having its say, non? x

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      3. Forestwoodfolkart avatar

        Oh yes it does!!

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  26. Cheila avatar

    The pictures look stunning, as always. I wish I could have seen as many beautiful things as you have 🙂 I think Adi might murder you for that one!! Run!! xx

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Hahaha he did glare at me a few times but my point is that he better learn to delete such incriminating photos. All upon his head. Thank you, Cheila. You will soon see them with your own two eyes I bet xx

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  27. Rachel Lishman avatar

    Stunning words and photos – you took me into a complete different universe during my office lunch break. Thank you 🙂

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Oh thank you Rachel! Trust you have been fine. Long time 🙂 Hopping over to yours to have a read because I have been a bit inconsistent with blogging in the last few days xx

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  28. Do it your way avatar

    Interesting post and all these pictures bring back memories, when I was in Norway, but not the same place.
    Take care.

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    1. Dippy-Dotty Girl avatar

      Thank you there 🙂 Not only for reading but also dropping by. Norway is beautiful – I would think every inch of it. So memories from time spent anywhere on it are bound to be interesting.

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  29. Forestwood avatar

    There are so many stunning places to see in Norway and I so enjoyed seeing some that I have not visited – yet. Maybe one day. A good friend recently proposed to his lady love at that waterfall!

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    1. Dippy Dotty Girl avatar

      You reached one of my favourite posts. It makes me laugh till I get stitches in my side! You know why. Of course you will visit it, Amanda, and see the waterfall that has such romantic associations for you. It is worth the wait. 🙂 xx

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